Thursday, May 15, 2008

Laugh of the Day: 1958 Topps Don Mossi

Did you know that before 1958, chicks didn't dig the longball? They dug the fastball.

Then Don Mossi came along, and the women started to take liking to the hitters.

I know we've all seen some ugly ballplayers before, but I do think Mossi might be the worst I have ever seen.

I mean, in all honesty, the man has it bad. Huge ears, a hat that doesn't fit right, wrinkly face, huge eye brows and a right eye that is bigger than the left eye.

I'm sure you've heard this a ton Don, and I promise to leave you alone for the rest of my blogging career.


dayf said...

Don Mossi is the epitome of beauty on cardboard.

Anonymous said...

Um...that would be his left eye that's bigger. See, he's facing toward you and...oh, never mind.