Did you know that before 1958, chicks didn't dig the longball? They dug the fastball.
Then Don Mossi came along, and the women started to take liking to the hitters.
I know we've all seen some ugly ballplayers before, but I do think Mossi might be the worst I have ever seen.
I mean, in all honesty, the man has it bad. Huge ears, a hat that doesn't fit right, wrinkly face, huge eye brows and a right eye that is bigger than the left eye.
I'm sure you've heard this a ton Don, and I promise to leave you alone for the rest of my blogging career.
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Don Mossi is the epitome of beauty on cardboard.
Um...that would be his left eye that's bigger. See, he's facing toward you and...oh, never mind.
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